If you’re looking for a cute, tattooed, experienced and witty weirdo to hang out with, you’ve clicked on the right profile! I would love to be your adventure conceierge and colloborate with you on a mutually satisfactory retreat, whether it be for an hour or a weekend! I am often described as a breath of fresh air due to my honesty and authenticity. I am kind, compassionate, intelligent, mature and professional. My favorite thing to do is justrelaxand enjoy the company of others, and I consider myself an expert in helping others to learn and appreciate the true art of radical acceptance. I can host adventures at my inviting workspace conveniently located in central DC, and I'm available for outcalls in MD, NOVA and DC. Clients in Maryland receive a special outcall rate starting at $600 for 1 hour! Incalls and outcalls in DC/ NOVA start at $800 for 1 hour. Looking forward to blowing your mind and leaving you revitalised and walking on sunshine. March Tour dates: NYC 3/13-16