hi! Im April. Im a bit eccentric. A bit weird. Def not like anyone youve had the pleasure of meeting before. I love conversation, entertaining and making people happy, however twisted happiness finds its roots in. If this is your first encounter or any of this is confusing just ask questions. im an open book. I dont like clocks, dont do short and sweet well. youll generally find me in more upscale hotels, and I will always put safety first. Im a pleaser. an empathic masochist and enthusiast of all things taboo. Be ready to not be rushed and carry out even the most brief of conversations to ease into our time together. it really makes a difference text me first - or email me. I have no issue verifying myself via phone or video chat - discretion is a must - Im not always in a place where I can take calls and do not even glance at my phone when I have company - leave a voicemail or shoot me a text asking me to call back - 300/90 minutes incall