A menace to midwest suburbia, I roam around town laughing. Living life on my terms, valuing honesty & integrity. I can make almost anything entertaining. My physique is a tanned & toned, muscular frame with long legs. Standing at 5 foot 6 inches with lifted but natural 34C, perfectly placed curves, flat stomach, and strong extremities. Capped with a striking smile brought out by dad jokes or quick wit. When I'm not with you, I'll be surprising unsuspecting people by striking up random conversations. Or I'll be in the gym getting sweaty & sweary, lifting heavy shit. When I walk into the room, you know I'm there, definitely NOT the typical MN NICE, I'm real, authentic, a breath of fresh air. Enjoys: Traveling to sunshine, poolside, beaches, punk rock music festivals, comedy clubs, and horror flicks. Often indulges in trying new foods, restaurants, and dive bars - they might not be fancy but the best of the best do not need to be fancy to be fabulous! Private Incall in pet free, smoke free location Dinner dates Make sure to be social hint hint 90 minutes 700 (preferred) social+ 2 hours 900 social+ 3 hours 1,000 Spend Time with me and my bestie, Mona Capone. Ask me for more info.